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Saturday, December 15, 2012
‘Who Would Do This to Our Poor Little Babies’
Checked my phone when I woke up this morning and saw that my brother had sent me 3 texts with suggested presents for his little boys. I smiled as the items expressed each of the boys' unique personalities. Then I checked my Twitter feed and remembered.
I was in training yesterday, scanning my iPad for news stories and other articles relevant to my profession, when the first news flash about yet another school shooting popped up. Within an hour the confirmation came through - 20 elementary school children murdered.
The rest of the day the story followed the same predictable script: cable news channels playing the same footage over and over, while the same roster of pundits gave the same old opinions about how something like this could happen. It didn't take long for liberals to cry out once again for gun control, while gun rights folks quickly retorted with the same tired quips about how "guns don't kill people, bad guys kill people" and "if the teacher had been armed, this wouldn't have happened." Blah, blah, blah.
Our President addressed the nation, weary and, understandably, weepy. Once again the duty of his office demands that he visit the community and offer comfort to loved ones facing unimaginable grief, just as he did in Tucson and Aurora. This time will be different. The victims are so, so young.
Anderson Cooper did his usual "we are not going to say the shooter's name so we don't encourage others to do something like this." As if life is a Harry Potter book, and evil can be kept away as long as you just don't say his name.
Later in the day, Tweets and Facebook posts chastised us: "Stop talking politics. It's too soon to talk about this!" Ok, if it's too soon, then lets talk about the Happy Valley Mall. Still too soon for that? How about Minneapolis? Still too soon? How about Oak Creek? Aurora? Oakland? Norcross, Georgia? That's just 2012. How about we go all the way back to 2011 and talk about Tucson?
Because we need to talk.
Columbine. Virginia Tech. Omaha. Northern Illinois University. San Diego. Ft. Hood. Santa Clara. Covina. The list of mass shooting sites is rapidly expanding. Soon the list will exceed the list of Civil War battle sites.
And we do nothing.
Just talking about solutions provokes a knee-jerk defensiveness from gun owners. Let's get this straight, no reasonable person wants to take away your guns. Ninety-nine percent of lawful gun owners are responsible and are not committing mass shootings or other crimes. But what does that mean? Police in Connecticut have told us that the guns used to murder children yesterday were all legally bought and registered to the shooter's mother.
I am reminded of a tragic shooting here in Las Cruces five years ago. New Mexico State Police Officer Susan Kuchma, a good cop and delightful person, was gunned down by her mentally ill son. He used Susan's own, lawfully owned, gun to do the deed.
In the days and weeks to come, we will learn more about the shooter. We will find out that there were warning signs, strange behaviors and incidents. We will all wonder why something wasn't done - how come nobody intervened? Pundits will point out that well-meaning liberals who have made it very difficult to institutionalize the mentally ill, combined with Reagan-era budget cuts, have left our nation's mental health system a woeful mess.
I don't know what the answers are. I know I am growing weary of supporting gun rights, as news tragedy after tragedy arrives in waves. I know the Second Amendment contains the phrase "well-regulated." I know that a mentally ill person, determined to cause destruction, will find a way to achieve it. I know we don't want a world where our children's teachers are issued sidearms along with the keys to their classrooms.
Whatever the answers are, it's not too soon to talk about them. It's already too late for the little children at Sandy Hook Elementary.
Thursday, December 13, 2012
Docket Call
- Most copy editors go their whole lives waiting for the chance to write a headline like this: Maneater: Hall bitten by Oates | Sandusky Register
- Could come in handy for the Zombie Apocalypse. Man arms DIY drone with paintball handgun and shoots human cardboard cutouts - Boing Boing
- "He was not who she thought he was." Woman gets a fright after mistaking bobcat for a housecat after she hit it with her car | Mail Online
- Lawyers being weird. Gretna lawyer pleads guilty in office masturbation case | NOLA.com
- A: 3 pounds. Q: "How much cocaine can you stuff into fake boobs?" Panamanian Woman Busted Smuggling Three Pounds of Cocaine In Breast Implants - Miami - News - Riptide 2.0
- Guess the little ones forgot the First Rule of Fight Club. DEL COURTS: Day care workers plead guilty in fight case | The Daily Times | delmarvanow.com
Wednesday, December 12, 2012
Docket Call
- Free Lindsay! Judge revokes Lindsay Lohan’s probation in Los Angeles, sets probation violation hearing date - The Washington Post
- On the heels of the Cook County DA's loss in the Supreme Court with regard to the "anti-recording of cops" law, the chief judge in Cook County now bans cellphones and tablets in courtrooms because gangs "may" be recording proceedings. Why are officials in Chicago so paranoid? Chicago judge bans public's cells, tablets from courts
- The war on drugs is ending with a whimper, not a bang, part 2. Americans Side With Constitution on Marijuana Laws, Gallup Finds
- At least they're being quiet about it. Public Buses Across Country Quietly Adding Microphones to Record Passenger Conversations | Threat Level | Wired.com
- A: 7th place. Q: "Where does the Jedi faith rank in popularity out of the professed religious beliefs of the folks in England?" 'Jedi' religion most popular alternative faith - Telegraph
- "He is who we thought he is." Hearing Board Seeks to Keep Yelling Judge Off Bench, Notes His Angry Glare During Hearing - ABA Journal
- Silly judge, doesn't he know that we don't regulate cats, cats regulate us. How Ernest Hemingway's cats became a federal case (+video) - CSMonitor.com
- Our long national nightmare is over. TSA Will Let You Fly With Your Precious Snow Globes This Holiday Season – The Consumerist
Monday, December 10, 2012
Docket Call
- The bad news for the monkey who terrorized suburban shoppers at a Toronto Ikea store is that he was caught. The good news is that he wins "Best Dressed Monkey of 2012” hands down. Monkey Wearing a Coat Found Wandering Outside of a Toronto Ikea - seattlepi.com
- Maybe the shooter had inside information? County Attorney Scannell had relationship with teen months after being shot by sex offender - Minneapolis - News - The Blotter
- Everyone knows it's just rude to take back the alcohol you bring to a dinner party. Police: Argument over beer lands Vanessa Robinson in jail and boyfriend in hospital | wtsp.com
- Whatever happened to "honor among thieves?" Unlikely Spot for a Break-In - The Rikers Parking Lot - NYTimes.com
- A: 8. Q: "How many students and faculty at the University of Colorado were able to legitimately say they were 'accidentally stoned' on Friday?" Two University of Colorado Boulder Students Arrested for Giving Pot Brownies to Class, Professor
Saturday, December 8, 2012
Outlaws and Badmen
Trying to put together the ultimate playlist for crime, criminals and justice. Here's what I've come up with so far:
I Fought The Law | The Clash |
Gimme Shelter | The Rolling Stones |
Only The Good Die Young | Billy Joel |
Renegade | Styx |
Folsom Prison Blues | Johnny Cash |
Johnny 99 | Bruce Springsteen |
Jailhouse Rock | Elvis Presley |
Lawyers, Guns And Money | Warren Zevon |
Stagger Lee | Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds |
Murder Incorporated | Bruce Springsteen |
One Piece At A Time | Johnny Cash |
Pretty Boy Floyd | Woody Guthrie |
I Ain't Living Long Like This | Waylon Jennings |
Take The Money And Run | Steve Miller Band |
Mama Tried | Merle Haggard & The Strangers |
One Way or Another | Blondie |
The Devil's Right Hand | Steve Earle |
The Legend Of Bonnie & Clyde | Merle Haggard |
Helter Skelter | Oasis |
Sympathy for the Devil | The Rolling Stones |
The Road Goes On Forever | Robert Earl Keen |
Crazy Eddie's Last Hurrah | Reckless Kelly |
Excitable Boy | Warren Zevon |
Atlantic City | Bruce Springsteen |
Bohemian Rhapsody | Queen |
Psycho Killer | Talking Heads |
I Shot The Sheriff | Bob Marley & The Wailers |
Band on the Run | Paul McCartney |
Twilight Zone | Golden Earring |
Smokin' In The Boys Room | Mötley Crüe |
State Trooper | Bruce Springsteen |
You Only Live Twice | Nancy Sinatra |
James Bond Theme (From "Dr. No.") | John Barry Orchestra , |
Gimme Three Steps | Lynyrd Skynyrd |
I'm Just Here To Get My Baby Out Of Jail | Keller & The Keels |
Me And Julio Down By The Schoolyard | Paul Simon |
Blood Red And Goin' Down | Tanya Tucker |
Green, Green Grass Of Home | Porter Wagoner |
Walk On The Wild Side | Lou Reed |
Roxanne | The Police |
Stan | Eminem |
Don't You Think This Outlaw Bit's Done Got Out Of Hand | Waylon Jennings |
Perry Mason | Ozzy Osbourne |
Meeting Across The River | Bruce Springsteen |
Smooth Criminal | Michael Jackson |
Wanted Dead Or Alive | Bon Jovi |
Pancho and Lefty | Merle Haggard;Willie Nelson |
You May Be Right | Billy Joel |
Whenever Kindness Fails | Robert Earl Keen |
Copacabana | Barry Manilow |
Big Iron | Marty Robbins |
Rapid Roy [The Stock Car Boy] | Jim Croce |
Working At The Car Wash Blues | Jim Croce |
Live And Let Die | Paul McCartney |
Darlington County | Bruce Springsteen |
Fast Car | Tracy Chapman |
Jesse James | Woody Guthrie |
Criminal | Fiona Apple |
Bang Bang (My Baby Shot Me Down) | Nancy Sinatra |
I Can't Drive 55 | Sammy Hagar |
Tired Eyes | Neil Young |
Only Sixteen | Dr. Hook |
Mack The Knife | Bobby Darin |
Back On The Chain Gang | The Pretenders |
A View To A Kill | Duran Duran |
1952 Vincent Black Lightning | Richard Thompson |
I Stole Your Love | Kiss |
Hot Rod Lincoln | Asleep At The Wheel |
Radar Gun | The Bottle Rockets |
Highway Patrol | Junior Brown |
The Night The Lights Went Out In GA | Vicki Lawrence |
Fuck Tha Police | N.W.A. |
Leader of the Pack | The Shangri Las |
Frank And Jesse James | Warren Zevon |
The Pusher | Steppenwolf |
Down On The Corner | Creedence Clearwater Revival |
Friday, December 7, 2012
Docket Call
- A: "Very often." Q: "How many times did this judge have sex in his chambers with a party that was appearing in a case he was deciding?" LeDuff: Judge Wade McCree strike two - Fox 2 News Headlines
- At least Judge Wade was actually getting his groove on. This sex-crimes prosecutor just thought he was. Steve Giardini's Sex Crime Charges Dismissed Due To Old State Laws | WKRG
- "It's a sticky wicket for Obama." The Feds are plotting ways to deny citizens in Colorado and Washington their sticky bud. Marijuana Initiatives in 2 States Set Federal Officials Scrambling - NYTimes.com
- Here's a topic we never covered back in my Ethics class twenty years ago. New Orleans U.S. attorney resigns amid scandal over anonymous online postings - The Washington Post
- The first of many lawsuits against the Revenge Porn King. Courthouse News Service
- "Houston, we have a problem." Houston Police Investigated For Alleged Excessive Force And Shootings Of Unarmed Individuals
Tuesday, December 4, 2012
Docket Call
- You can run, but you can't hide. Fmr. Maine prosecutor arrested in ABQ
- Maybe "Men, Women and Transgender Working" wouldn't fit on the sign? Builders forced to stop construction until 'sexist' Men Working signs removed | Mail Online
- "First, do no harm." Medical license suspended for doctor involved in fatal DWI crash - The Santa Fe New Mexican
- A: 69. Q: "How old is the Illinois judge accused of viewing computer porn in chambers?" Illinois Judge Facing Disciplinary Action over Viewing Porn at Work Admits Longtime Addiction - ABA Journal
- Countdown to first Papal selfie 10, 9, 8, ... Pope Starts Personal Twitter Account - NYTimes.com
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