Some of the things we could do as youngsters that would get us locked up or thrown out of school these days:
- Eat our school snacks in peace. 7-Year-Old Suspended, Teacher Says He Shaped Pastry into Gun - WBFF FoxBaltimore - Raw News
- Be taller than our mothers. Courthouse News Service
- Sing our favorite TV theme songs. Western Pa. schools locked down over student's imitation of Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song | Fox News
- Use our imaginations on the playground. Boy, 7, suspended for throwing imaginary grenade - NY Daily News
- Shoot bubbles at our kindergarten classmates. Girl’s bubble gun center of ‘terrorist threat’ at Pennsylvania’s Mount Carmel Area Elementary School - NY Daily News
- Do what all first grade boys do. Maryland First Grader Suspended for Pointing Finger in Shape of Gun - Page 1
- Sing catchy pop songs. Colorado first-grader suspended for singing 'Sexy and I Know It' - CNN.com
- Play pranks on our gum-loving friends. 4th-grader suspended over trick gum | www.wsbtv.com
- Do what all middle school girls do. Utah teen suspended for dying her hair red - UPI.com
- Hug someone. Hallway hug draws suspension for two Fla. teens
- Have a friend in Jesus. Canadian teen suspended for wearing Jesus’ T-shirt to school | News that matters
- Have some fun with office supplies. Post-It Note Prank At Cascade High School Leaves Students Suspended, Janitor Fired (VIDEO)
I don't know about you, but I feel a whole lot safer knowing our police and school officials are cracking down on these scofflaws.